I always tell comics you got to hang with your stand-up.
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There's a real outcry out there for 'The Boondocks.'
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I am cantankerous.
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When you're hungry, everything tastes good.
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When we did 'Boomerang,' which is one of my favorite scenes, the whole dinner scene was ad-libbed.
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That's my father's theme. Get up in the morning, 'hello, Dad.' 'Get a job, leave the food alone... Who took my car?' America, you young kids, get a job. All that sagging, the clothes hanging behind, that ain't nothing. Get a job. You want to be somebody, get a job.
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The kids of America, please get a damn job. Get out of the house, leave the refrigerator alone. Stop wearing my shoes. Leave my shirts alone, get a job. Spend your own money.
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When we did 'Boomerang,' which is one of my favorite scenes, the whole dinner scene was ad-libbed.
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If I hit the lotto, I would be nowhere near the road. But I got bills to pay.
