There are people who are very resourceful, at being remorseful, and who apparently feel that the best way to make friends is to do something terrible and then make amends.
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Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying them without money?
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I have an idea that the phrase 'weaker sex' was coined by some woman to disarm the man she was preparing to overwhelm.
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Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
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I claim there ain't Another Saint As great as Valentine.
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Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.
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Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are naive.
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Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
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I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, Were it not for making a living, which is rather a nouciance.
