I do actually use a boxing trainer when I train for stand-up.
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I was a nerd growing up, and I'm a little antisocial and awkward.
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It's hard to know where your thoughts come from, especially when you have a thirst for material because you need it professionally.
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Perception is created and twisted so quickly.
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I could never sit down and write jokes.
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America's a family. We all yell at each other. It all works out.
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I thought about going to NYU film school - that was this ideal to me. But I didn't make any kind of grades in high school.
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My ex-wife, she really didn't like the material that I did. And that's something I regret, that I wasn't more careful about making sure that she was O.K. with it. I just sort of didn't ask. So that's how that goes.