If you are a woman with your own money, you have confidence. You have the pick of the litter.
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The late, great Joan Rivers actually gave me so much advice, and she was so nice to me before she passed.
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I used to be an engineer, and I was the worst engineer in the United States of America. That's why I became a comic.
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What we're trying to do is take these words and soften them. I'm an African-American comic. I use the b-word in my act.
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The president of CBS handpicked me for the 'Star Search' revival, which Arsenio Hall hosted. He picked 12 comics, and I was the only female. I always look to that as inspiration.
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Anyone driving a 1992 Cutlass, take it back, because I built it.
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I keep doing stand-up because the world needs laughter - there's always something happening in the country and in the world. That's why I wanted to become an entertainer: to help people forget about their problems for a little while.
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I like having peace and quiet in my life, and I am perfectly happy in my relationships.
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I have a fear of being broke. That's what I have a fear of. I'm not kidding.