If I'm a busboy in Philadelphia, then I have to be careful about what I say. But if I'm a public tycoon like Jerry Seinfeld, and I got a billion dollars in my pocket, he's got to be nuts to wonder or worry about what people are going to think.
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I didn't emphasize my Jewishness because I wanted to. I just happen to have been raised in a family where everybody happened to talk like this, so why would I talk like somebody else?
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Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
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I have nothing but love in my heart and everything I say is just an instrument for laughs.
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There is no way I would ever want to be president for a second. It's much easier to make fun of them on the stage and get paid for it. With all the years of me lampooning the presidents in my act, I know I could never ever want that job.
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Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
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I have enough money to last me the rest of my life unless I buy something.
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Predictions are preposterous.
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My comedy doesn't come from any calculations and studies.
