"Children are like crazy, drunken small people in your house." — Julie Bowen

I met Clinton at a benefit for teachers, which was a very good charity, but I met him for about 90 seconds, and I thought it was important to meet the leader of the free world. So I stood next to him for a photograph, and then apparently that's all it takes.

It's a war of attrition. If you have patience and a modicum of faith in yourself your chances are not too bad.

I read books more than I go out. As a matter of fact, I get a little concerned about some of my anti-social habits. I will choose a night with Somerset Maugham or Russell Banks over a crowded bar any day.

I suffer the terrible disease of low self-esteem.

I've had a little bad, bad media luck the new year. Well, apparently I'm dating Bill Clinton, which makes me nervous. I didn't know, though.

Immaculate conception is the only way another kid is coming out of me!

I was class mom at the preschool one year and I was pretty much asked not to do that again!

I consider a day without running a crappy day. When I don't get to run, I am a grump, but some days my schedule just doesn't allow me to.

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Children are like crazy, drunken small people in your house.