I guess I happen to have one of those faces that just says everything I'm thinking. I guess it's a gift, but I see it as a potential liability. It keeps me honest.
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Of course, my whole theory of comedy is based in reality. The funniest stuff comes from real life.
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Eleven million people in America work in the restaurant industry - and then when you start figuring in the farmers, the cheese makers, the wine people, all the other industries that support the restaurants, you're talking about a much bigger number.
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When you're first starting a show, any show, you learn what works and what doesn't work, and it's a kind of trial and error thing.
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I didn't know what I was going to get. You never do, when you're filming something for real.
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In certain cultures, they'll eat an eyeball. I'm never gonna be that guy.
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My little joke that I make whenever I talk about my show is that the way I sold the show to Netflix is 'I'm exactly like Anthony Bourdain, if he was afraid of everything.'
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The other stuff of marriage can fade a little bit, but as long as you can laugh with your partner, that's everything because that's what remains at the end of the day. I think that's how we pick our friends and that's how we ultimately pick who we marry.
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Because you know what happens when you say 'hello' or 'good morning?' You make a connection. And isn't that what being human is all about?