Next to the pleasure of finding a new mistress is that of being rid of an old one.
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Come, for my part I will have only those glorious, manly pleasures of being very drunk, and very slovenly.
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Mistresses are like books; if you pore upon them too much, they doze you and make you unfit for company; but if used discreetly, you are the fitter for conversation by em.
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Go to your business, pleasure, whilst I go to my pleasure, business.
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Your women of honor, as you call em, are only chary of their reputations, not their persons; and 'Tis scandal that they would avoid, not men.
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A mistress should be like a little country retreat near the town, not to dwell in constantly, but only for a night and away.
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Women serve but to keep a man from better company.
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Poets, like friends to whom you are in debt, you hate.
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Bluster, sputter, question, cavil; but be sure your argument be intricate enough to confound the court.