If you're going to take a jab at someone, you should at least have a bit more of a personal relationship with them. I feel like you can be funny and clever, as opposed to just outright vile.
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The thing I love about sketch is sometimes it leads you as opposed to you leading it.
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If you were to come out and hang out with me, just having fun at a nightclub or a party, that's kind of the version of Harland you'd get - silly, kind of always saying wacky things.
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What's interesting about Stephen Baldwin is that me and Dana Gould were originally cast for 'Bio-Dome' - but Pauly Shore and Baldwin ended up doing it. So there's a little movie trivia for ya.
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The problem with binge-watching on Netflix is that you lose three days of your life.
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The problem with binge-watching on Netflix is that you lose three days of your life.
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I think a lot of people think I'm doing kind of a character onstage, but what you're really getting is just me.
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I don't go on tour tours - I just go randomly to cities to do shows if I have an opening in my schedule.
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If you were to come out and hang out with me, just having fun at a nightclub or a party, that's kind of the version of Harland you'd get - silly, kind of always saying wacky things.
