I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never take just water. Instead, I'll have maybe six glasses of vegetable and fruit juices a day.
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Mothers don't want to pinch me or put me in their purse.
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My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. I was proud of that.
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Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!
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I think basically an actor is a salesman.
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My sisters said, Why do you make those faces? You make yourself so ugly.
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My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I can tell instantly if it's not clean-and I like it clean enough to be able to eat off the floors-or the tables, for that matter.
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Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable.
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The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a belt.