Whatever success I've had, I always like to top it.
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I'm an ordinary guy with an extraordinary job.
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I think a lot of TV insults the audience.
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I'm not a star, and I don't want to be a star. Stars fall. I'm an ordinary guy with an extraordinary job.
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Stand-up is what I am; stand-up is what made me.
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I have Glocks, .45s, Berettas, Remingtons. I like the marksmanship and the discipline that it takes to be a gun owner. I like the machinery. Being able to take it out and clean it is even more fascinating than having the gun.
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I'm a big fan of TV.
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Why I was so intrigued with Red Skelton was because he was able to make you cry and laugh and the same time. That was power.
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I know doing movies is where I need to be. That's where my audience wants to see me.
