I always say, 'If you can't give a reason for the banana peel being in the alley, then don't have the comic slide over it.' Do you understand what I mean? First explain how the banana peel got there quickly. And then there's a reason for all the comedy.
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There's something that really frightens me - and that's fear.
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I don't think there's any thrill in the world like doing work you're good at.
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You have to be very, very good looking to get ahead in motion pictures.
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There are a lot of things I do that I don't want to, but I have to. It's truly an emotional need for me to perform.
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Fear is the base of what everybody does wrong in their lives.
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Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.
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I like celebrities. I love people who are famous. Always have.
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These performers that go on about their technique and craft - oh, puleeze! How boring! I don't know what 'technique' means. But I do know what experience is.
