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I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky, but there wasn't any gum under any of them.

- Emo Philips
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England is better only because I stand out there as 'unusual'.

I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them.

In our school you were searched for guns and knifes on the way in and if you didn't have any, they gave you some.

You know, at parties, people always ask, 'Where were you when Kennedy was shot?' Well, I don't have an alibi!

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Well, my brother says Hello. So, hooray for speech therapy.

Actually, my cd was released in 1985, in return for two German missionaries and a Dutch urologist.

I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.

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