"Bachelor parties are for the married guys." — Chrissy Teigen

I do hate Trump. I find him to be a vile human being - one that lies so often, so casually, and with such confidence, that fact-checkers actually cannot keep up. It is one thing after another, daily.

Marriage was never my goal, because I've never been very traditional.

I'm not an inspirational quote kind of person.

I tweet from bed. I love it because it's so quick. And it's funny. But it also leaves a lot of room for error because new people don't sense the sarcasm - there's no sarcasm font.

I'm not good at taking pictures. I can't give a good face. I crack up.

I regret things all the time. I've never regretted not saying something. I've only regretted saying something.

Garlic oil is one of my favorite things on the planet. You can roast 20 cloves of garlic in oil and use it in everything - you can even slide those soft whole cloves into a dish of hot mashed potatoes.

I love green juices - the ones that include lots of actual greens and don't include too much apple. Because those are just meant to be yummy, and we all know things that are too yummy aren't the best for us, unfortunately.

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Bachelor parties are for the married guys.