I'm super-obsessed with 'Intervention.' I wrote a song about it.
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In the early '90s, there was such a limited idea of what you could see on TV.
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When it comes to children, my mom doesn't believe in borders. She loves all children, and that's a good example of mothering the world. I need to do that, but before I can, I need to get over my fear of kids in the first place.
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Why go through life feeling cheated? It does nothing but make you bitter.
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I thought I was so ugly for so long, and I wasted so much of my life on this dumb notion.
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My mother goes crazy over babies. Some people just do. They love 'em! I never have. Babies scare me more than anything. They're tiny and fragile and impressionable - and someone else's! As much as I hate borrowing stuff, that is how much I hate holding other people's babies. It's too much responsibility.
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I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it onstage and find out.
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The incognito of lower class employment is an effective cloak for any dagger one might wish to hide.
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I do love the road, because for me, the road is very comfortable, and it's very much what I've always wanted to do. It's one of the most appealing things about comedy for me, so I do really have an affection for it.