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Comedy is not funny. Comedy is hard work and timing and lots and lots of rehearsals.

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There used to be three networks, and now there are 40 million networks. There's a lot more competition out there, too. We would bring in 27 million people. Now, they're lucky if they have 17. I looked at the ratings, for the first time in 25 years, just to see, and there were 130 shows on. There used to be maybe 30.

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When we started the show, 'Dallas' was known as the city where JFK was assassinated. By the end it was known as JR's home town.

I think that everybody in the world, whatever colour or creed, has a jerk like JR in his or her family somewhere. Whether it is a father, uncle, cousin or brother, everybody can identify with JR and that certainly had something to do with the success of 'Dallas.'

If you do your research on hot springs all over the world, they're usually places of peace. People, even in warring nations and so forth, they'll go and live in peace together around the hot springs, which were always considered medicinal. I firmly believe in water therapy.

Well, I motorcycle, I hunt, fish, I do all that. I keep busy. I'm never bored. I've never been bored.

Major success feels a bit like a coronation. Like I'd become a king. I was one of the most famous people in the world, loved and hated in equal measure. I couldn't see anything bad with it. It made me a happy person.

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Comedy is not funny. Comedy is hard work and timing and lots and lots of rehearsals.

Comedy is not funny. Comedy is hard work and timing and lots and lots of rehearsals.

Comedy is not funny. Comedy is hard work and timing and lots and lots of rehearsals.

Comedy is not funny. Comedy is hard work and timing and lots and lots of rehearsals.

Comedy is not funny. Comedy is hard work and timing and lots and lots of rehearsals.

Comedy is not funny. Comedy is hard work and timing and lots and lots of rehearsals.

Comedy is not funny. Comedy is hard work and timing and lots and lots of rehearsals.

Comedy is not funny. Comedy is hard work and timing and lots and lots of rehearsals.

Comedy is not funny. Comedy is hard work and timing and lots and lots of rehearsals.

Comedy is not funny. Comedy is hard work and timing and lots and lots of rehearsals.

Comedy is not funny. Comedy is hard work and timing and lots and lots of rehearsals.

Comedy is not funny. Comedy is hard work and timing and lots and lots of rehearsals.

Comedy is not funny. Comedy is hard work and timing and lots and lots of rehearsals.

Comedy is not funny. Comedy is hard work and timing and lots and lots of rehearsals.

Comedy is not funny. Comedy is hard work and timing and lots and lots of rehearsals.