I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
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My kind of gay is like the late-breaking-lesbian kind of gay.
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My stand-up act is very clean.
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I cried when I turned 34 for no other reason than 34 sounded old to me at the time.
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I've seen too many comics who got their own shows and were undone because they worked for an executive producer who didn't understand their comedy or their sensibility.
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There were very few women comics when I started out doing stand-up. But I always saw that as a great advantage.
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Honestly, so much of my book is about the best things in my life have happened since I'm 40.
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All my other relationships with men, there was so much maneuvering and strategic decisions and stuff.
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I think what I would say to my younger self, and probably to younger, just starting-out writers is that a lot of times you're just afraid to put yourself out there, and it's uncomfortable because it's working up the courage to do something, to push yourself to do those things.