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You can't take up golf on a whim and find yourself competing against Tiger Woods in the Masters six months later.

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You can't take up golf on a whim and find yourself competing against Tiger Woods in the Masters six months later.

You can't take up golf on a whim and find yourself competing against Tiger Woods in the Masters six months later.

You can't take up golf on a whim and find yourself competing against Tiger Woods in the Masters six months later.

You can't take up golf on a whim and find yourself competing against Tiger Woods in the Masters six months later.

You can't take up golf on a whim and find yourself competing against Tiger Woods in the Masters six months later.

You can't take up golf on a whim and find yourself competing against Tiger Woods in the Masters six months later.

You can't take up golf on a whim and find yourself competing against Tiger Woods in the Masters six months later.

You can't take up golf on a whim and find yourself competing against Tiger Woods in the Masters six months later.

You can't take up golf on a whim and find yourself competing against Tiger Woods in the Masters six months later.

You can't take up golf on a whim and find yourself competing against Tiger Woods in the Masters six months later.

You can't take up golf on a whim and find yourself competing against Tiger Woods in the Masters six months later.

You can't take up golf on a whim and find yourself competing against Tiger Woods in the Masters six months later.

You can't take up golf on a whim and find yourself competing against Tiger Woods in the Masters six months later.

You can't take up golf on a whim and find yourself competing against Tiger Woods in the Masters six months later.

You can't take up golf on a whim and find yourself competing against Tiger Woods in the Masters six months later.