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When I met my husband, he had never spent more than ?10 on a haircut.

- Victoria Coren Mitchell
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When I met my husband, he had never spent more than ?10 on a haircut.

When I met my husband, he had never spent more than ?10 on a haircut.

When I met my husband, he had never spent more than ?10 on a haircut.

When I met my husband, he had never spent more than ?10 on a haircut.

When I met my husband, he had never spent more than ?10 on a haircut.

When I met my husband, he had never spent more than ?10 on a haircut.

When I met my husband, he had never spent more than ?10 on a haircut.

When I met my husband, he had never spent more than ?10 on a haircut.

When I met my husband, he had never spent more than ?10 on a haircut.

When I met my husband, he had never spent more than ?10 on a haircut.

When I met my husband, he had never spent more than ?10 on a haircut.

When I met my husband, he had never spent more than ?10 on a haircut.

When I met my husband, he had never spent more than ?10 on a haircut.

When I met my husband, he had never spent more than ?10 on a haircut.

When I met my husband, he had never spent more than ?10 on a haircut.