Sometimes it's hard to tell if a joke is working or not for the first couple of minutes.
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I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics who tell jokes.
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Doesn't matter what you say or do; people can always find a way to call you a dick.
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I'm not a movie guy, I'm not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is good for me.
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I like doing stand-up and I love putting out TV specials.
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Once you get offstage you're just like everyone else, and everyone else can get into a fight.
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I feel like soundtrack music is almost like seeing the movie again, but with my ears.
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A lot of these kids I think are more content just to be on Facebook and the computer than they are to actually go out. They just really want to get a picture to post to their buddies, and that's about it.
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For a long time the people at my shows were sort of the Pantera-tattoo trucker guys, really cool dudes, but I don't know what happened to them. That's the crowd that I like, the ones that don't get so offended just to be offended.
