Romance is dead - it was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.
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A man who envies our family is a man who needs help.
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Everybody sort of questioned why we get married on New Year's Day, and of course, the avid sports fans wouldn't come, because they had to watch the Rose Bowl or whatever that is on that day.
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Oh no, the dead have risen and they're voting Republican.
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You can't create a monster, then whine when it stomps on a few buildings.
