The idea that you must bathe every day is, to a certain extent, a manufacture on the part of the soap industry.
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I am not an educator and I'm not a journalist. I am a comedian. But I do truly believe that the point of comedy is to make the world around one better.
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The idea that you must bathe every day is, to a certain extent, a manufacture on the part of the soap industry.
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In my moments of greatest hubris, I say to myself, 'Yes, you should be trying to change the world.'
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The brutal fact is that which foods are available in your grocery store is determined by trade wars, agriculture policy, and the outsized power wielded by large corporations.
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I have a lot of family in Marquette. I'm way more familiar with the U.P. than I am with the lower peninsula. I've visited Michigan every couple of years since I was a kid.
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I wanted to go to grad school for philosophy, but I couldn't hack it in college, at least I couldn't at that level.
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The journalistic and political classes are very eager to borrow the cultural authority of comedians when it suits them, sending out gala invitations and posing for photos in hopes that a bit of that edgy satirical shine will rub off on them.
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I think people are better for having learned, even if they aren't happier.