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I once had a therapist fall asleep on me. That really wrecks your self-esteem.

- Jim Norton
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There are just some things that I don't think jokes are good for.

The one curse in America is that we deny who we really are and what we like.

I don't watch too much television because I want to write something, and you never want to be influenced by other things that are on - and if they're really funny it'll just depress me because it's something I'm not a part of.

I have exposed so much of my own real life. Like I feel like I always try to be honest and I always try to talk about where I am at and what I want.

I'm always tired.

People say that Americans trends are transient, but the one activity we never seem to tire of is being outraged. Boy, do we love it!

If I'm gonna make fun of Trump, I'm gonna tell you things that I've done that are similar. I like to tell on myself, as well as make fun of the people I'm talking about. I feel like it gives me more of a right to make fun of them if I am talking about myself, too. It's more fun for me that way, honestly.

I like Fox, but I also like Anderson Cooper and Don Lemon.

It's really the old question: Does art inspire life or does life inspire art? Maybe it's a combination of both. But Trump represented something. He didn't create what we are. He comes from what we are. And he's a representative of what we are, whether we like it or not. He's just not our better nature.

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I once had a therapist fall asleep on me. That really wrecks your self-esteem.

I once had a therapist fall asleep on me. That really wrecks your self-esteem.

I once had a therapist fall asleep on me. That really wrecks your self-esteem.

I once had a therapist fall asleep on me. That really wrecks your self-esteem.

I once had a therapist fall asleep on me. That really wrecks your self-esteem.

I once had a therapist fall asleep on me. That really wrecks your self-esteem.

I once had a therapist fall asleep on me. That really wrecks your self-esteem.

I once had a therapist fall asleep on me. That really wrecks your self-esteem.

I once had a therapist fall asleep on me. That really wrecks your self-esteem.

I once had a therapist fall asleep on me. That really wrecks your self-esteem.

I once had a therapist fall asleep on me. That really wrecks your self-esteem.

I once had a therapist fall asleep on me. That really wrecks your self-esteem.

I once had a therapist fall asleep on me. That really wrecks your self-esteem.

I once had a therapist fall asleep on me. That really wrecks your self-esteem.

I once had a therapist fall asleep on me. That really wrecks your self-esteem.