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I'm a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.

- Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
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I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.

I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.

I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I've worked with women, I've never had an issue with women.

A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money. Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money - do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.

When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn't imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I'm gone for six days it feels like too much.

I mean, we sit around and we go, you know, 'Torture doesn't work.' Well, it's been around for 5,000 years. Most stuff that doesn't work goes the way of the dodo pretty quick, like waterbeds and 8-tracks and things like that.

I'm not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don't even want them to laugh half the time.

My first car was a motorcycle.

I get depressed at airports.

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