You want to have the perfect balance of hot and funny on your Instagram, but you never want too much of either... Don't try to add humility to your blatant 'hot' posts through a half-hearted attempt at being funny. You look good; just own it.
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All I want in life is to pet my dog and cat. After that, all I want to do is post photos of them. Mostly because they're the cutest things ever, but also because I don't have to worry about how ugly I look in the photo.
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I like that my dad makes it clear he's there to make you laugh, not to showcase his emotional range.
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It's so funny how social media was just this fun thing, and now it's this monster that consumes so many millennial lives.
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Like most people, I am an enormous fan of movies.
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I've learned a lot from having a public Instagram, especially from my commenters, who have, in turn, taught me a lot about myself.
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I worry about stuff like getting sick, home invasions, and how animals are in pain but can't tell anyone.
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I work in between complaining.
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As soon as I walk outside, I get depressed. If I see a dog, I'll get upset about how much it must suck to be on a leash. I'll get on a bus and tear up at the thought of how the driver has to go back and forth on the same street for eight hours in mind-numbing traffic.