I do pool exercises, like weightlifting but underwater. I walk, I swim... I'm pretty fit for an old bloke.
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My education was paid for by the RAF Benevolent Fund, so a charity school, run like an orphanage, with uniforms and beatings. It was tough, but it got me to Cambridge - like being a chrysalis suddenly becoming a butterfly.
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Talent is always more interesting - ambition is not interesting. If you have talent, you have to find ways of expressing it, but you may not be a success in the world's terms.
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I listen to the audience and try and bounce with them. All audiences are different. But they are all homo sapiens.
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Nobody gets irony anymore, as we are now living in the post-ironic age. Once George Bush gets a library, our irony is dead.
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The Minister of Transport issued this appeal to motorists: Can anyone give him a lift to Leicester?
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I love stage work. The thing about plays is that they're perfectible. With film, you shoot that take and maybe another. During 'Spamalot,' I rewrote Act II three times.
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John Cleese once told me he'd do anything for money. So I offered him a pound to shut up, and he took it.
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It's such fun to take a lot of people and create something silly.