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There are two kinds of hecklers: the destructive and constructive hecklers.

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Veterans' issues are quite close to my heart. I find it quite hard to talk about, actually.

I did sketch comedy, but I never did improv. So I've just tried to learn as I go.

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There are two kinds of hecklers: the destructive and constructive hecklers.

There are two kinds of hecklers: the destructive and constructive hecklers.

There are two kinds of hecklers: the destructive and constructive hecklers.

There are two kinds of hecklers: the destructive and constructive hecklers.

There are two kinds of hecklers: the destructive and constructive hecklers.

There are two kinds of hecklers: the destructive and constructive hecklers.

There are two kinds of hecklers: the destructive and constructive hecklers.

There are two kinds of hecklers: the destructive and constructive hecklers.

There are two kinds of hecklers: the destructive and constructive hecklers.

There are two kinds of hecklers: the destructive and constructive hecklers.

There are two kinds of hecklers: the destructive and constructive hecklers.

There are two kinds of hecklers: the destructive and constructive hecklers.

There are two kinds of hecklers: the destructive and constructive hecklers.

There are two kinds of hecklers: the destructive and constructive hecklers.

There are two kinds of hecklers: the destructive and constructive hecklers.