What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you.
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Everyone loves fried chicken, Don't ever make it. Ever. Buy it from a place that makes good fried chicken.
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When you slip on a banana peel, people laugh at you; but when you tell people you slipped on a banana peel, it's your laugh. So you become the hero rather than the victim of the joke.
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Denial has been a way of life for me for many years. I actually believe in denial.
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I have been forgetting things for years - at least since I was in my 30s. I know this because I wrote something about it at the time; I have proof. Of course I can't remember exactly where I wrote about it or when, but I could probably hunt it up if I had to.
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Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who are willing to admit that they are crazy.
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In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind.
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If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.
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One of the best things about directing movies, as opposed to merely writing them, is that there's no confusion about who's to blame: you are.