"I'm not funny. What I am is brave." — Lucille Ball

I hate failure and that divorce was a Number One failure in my eyes. It was the worst period of my life. Neither Desi nor I have been the same since, physically or mentally.

I don't know how to tell a joke. I never tell jokes. I can tell stories that happened to me... anecdotes. But never a joke.

I am a real ham. I love an audience. I work better with an audience. I am dead, in fact, without one.

Luck? I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it and I'm afraid of people who do. Luck to me is something else: Hard work - and realizing what is opportunity and what isn't.

Saya lebih baik menyesali hal-hal yang telah saya lakukan daripada menyesali hal-hal yang belum saya lakukan.

I'm sometimes scared of everything that has happened to us. We didn't think Desilu Productions would grow so big. We merely wanted to be together and have two children.

Rahasia untuk tetap muda adalah hidup jujur, makan perlahan, dan berbohong tentang usia Anda.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

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I'm not funny. What I am is brave.