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But I'm a humorist. I'm not a reporter, I never pretended to be a reporter.

- David Sedaris
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Lovers of audio books learn to live with compromise.

I guess my guilty pleasure would be listening to the British audio versions of the 'Harry Potter' books.

I like nonfiction books about people with wretched lives.

I haven't got the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out.

I cry all the time when I watch 'Glee' because I don't know if it's satire or melodrama and that makes me feel like the writing is aware of itself, and that makes it OK to cry.

I always think it's a good policy to like the people who like you.

There are lots of things that happen to me that I don't write about.

After a few months in my parents' basement, I took an apartment near the state university, where I discovered both crystal methamphetamine and conceptual art. Either one of these things are dangerous, but in combination they have the potential to destroy entire civilizations.

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But I'm a humorist. I'm not a reporter, I never pretended to be a reporter.