Some people are born with a brain that has this weird, magical mathematical thing that makes them an amazing jazz musician.
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I was prom king. Which is actually saying I was the sixth most popular, because the five who were on homecoming were automatically disqualified from prom, so of course I have to look at it that way.
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It's a very nice thing to have a baby.
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If somebody's looking at pictures of naked people and you go, 'Oh I don't want to see that,' you're lying. Cause naked people are always interesting. Always. Whether they're beautiful, or naked or 500 pounds.
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I want to get back and figure out how we're going to make 'The Tonight Show' funny and good.
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I've always tried to be nice to people, so that sort of translates into popularity, I guess.
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Anything that I read, I read because I'm interested in it.
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If you start to just aim for what the audience wants to hear, you're already hamstrung because you don't have any freedom.
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The desire to do different things was the main motivator that made me leave late night because I'd been there seven years. The combination of an entrepreneurial desire to see how far I could push my success and a short attention span. But now I've done other things. And I'm sort of ready to sit somewhere and sit in the same place for a while.