"Never steal jokes." — Tony Rock

I went to a wedding in St. Maarten, and we took a boat ride over to Anguilla for a day. We went to a beach that had the whitest sand I had ever seen before in my life. I was in the water up to the middle of my chest and could still see my feet. It was the clearest water.

If my sisters like something I do, then I'm very happy with it. I only listen to my sisters!

My favorite comics are the ones who say funny stuff but also give you the message. They give you the laughter, but there's also the, 'Mmm - I didn't take that into consideration.'

Nothing's given in the Rock family.

My brother nurtured the love of stand-up comedy in a skinny little black kid named Tony.

Regular people laugh harder. Industry people are stuffy, very judgmental.

Ask Frank Stallone how far your name gets you.

I have seven brothers and two sisters, so there was always a little friendly competition in the house. I don't think that's anything unusual with that many siblings.

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