As a drummer, I'm rhythmically so disabled that it's hilarious.

Fathers, yours is an eternal calling from which you are never released.

Technically, I'm a New Yorker.

If you want to have the clarity and steadiness to deal with that '3:00 A.M. phone call,' you should better have made sure that you're not running on empty when that phone rings.

You must be confident and on top of all the plays you call.

I am basically a chilled out person.

We have what we call a dictator offense. We dictate to defenses by making them do what we want them to do. And we do it by creating formations.

It is not to be forgotten that what we call rational grounds for our beliefs are often extremely irrational attempts to justify our instincts.

I'm basically a nice guy.

My father-in-law saw me at a dance performance. The next day, I got a phone call, and the caller said, 'I'm Dhirubhai Ambani... may I talk to Nita?' I said, 'It's a wrong number' and put down the phone. Then he called again... and I said, 'If you're Dhirubhai Ambani, then I'm Elizabeth Taylor.'

I'm basically a writer of ideas, and the English aren't interested in ideas. The English, I'm afraid, are totally brainless.

To these economic refugees, maybe we should tell them, 'We'll call you when we need you.'

As long as I can make a phone call and do a WhatsApp, I'm fine.

I will never not take anyone's phone call.

When I got the part, I tried to remember Batman as I knew him when I was a kid - with emotional recall.

What keeps me going are my learnings, which I would rather call my 'experience,' and my urge to explore.

Aaron McGruder is a straight-up G. I call him Champ.

What Democrats call 'nuanced', most people refer to as 'stupidity.'

Michelle Obama - they don't call her Mooch-elle for nothing.

I'm not frightened about terrorism. I'm frightened about the roots of what we call terrorism.