I'm a hero with coward's legs.

Agriculture is one of the biggest causes of greenhouse gases in the atmosphere. Cars? Planes? Trains? Nope. Cow farts.

You can only milk a cow so long, then you're left holding the pail.

Goat's milk is the closest thing out there to human breast milk. Plus, it is more easily digested than cow's or soy milk. Giving goat's milk to children is popular in Europe and other parts of the world.

I always thought it was a goat that kicked me over the fence. My mama told me the other day it was a cow. Now I'm sort of scared of both.

No, I'm not at all adventurous. I'm terribly cowardly.

I think it's great training for any comedian to start on cows. Because with cows, you expect them to be bored and just stare at you blankly. And that's exactly what you'll get at a comedy club. If you can toughen up with a cow audience, then you'll never be worried with a human audience.

I have always dreamed of bringing an exhibit of Mark Rothko to Moscow.

It's hard to believe a kid hitting golf balls in the cow pastures of New Mexico could have accomplished what I have accomplished.

Then a neighbor, Mr Smith, had a dairy cow and an couple bulls. He showed me how to bluff a bull.

The cow, basically, eats three basic things in their feed: corn, beets, and barley, and so what I do is I actually challenge my staff with these crazy, wild ideas. Can we take what the cow eats, remove the cow, and then make some hamburgers out of that?

A household can never appear prosperous without a cow. How auspicious it is to wake up in the morning to the mooing of your own cow!

When one cow was found with BSE in 2003, many of our trading partners closed their borders to our beef.

Reflection makes men cowards.

I was an overweight kid, and I went through a period where, oh my God, they were making cow sounds at me when I walked down the hallway and just humiliating me. Kids can be mean.

When I listen to hip-hop, it's like no big difference how people sing in my village, 'cause bling would be their cow.

Don't have a cow, man.

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.

USDA says pink slime, which is made of cow connective tissue and other scraps and then treated with ammonia to kill the salmonella, e Coli, potentially, the U.S. Government says it's totally safe.

Real nutrition comes from soybeans, almonds, rice, and other healthy vegetable sources, not from a cow's udder.