He that can live alone resembles the brute beast in nothing, the sage in much, and God in everything.

Somehow we just don't make the same boisterous fun of Holy Week that we do of Christmas. No one plans to have a holly, jolly Easter.

Although there is a beast in all of us, we don't show it often. But it is very liberating to be that angry at times. Given a chance, I'm sure people would like to go on a rampage and break everything.

And then I went into television; and then television moved from the East Coast to Hollywood.

In 2007, I was diagnosed with breast cancer.

Over the years, I have been a house painter, farm worker, paste-up artist, Easter Bunny, pizza delivery person, homeless shelter staff member, and counselor for adults and kids with mental illness - I quit my last real job in 2000 to work on writing full-time.

It is difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope of today and the reality of tomorrow.

Wrestling is just a different beast. There is no off-season in WWE. It's week in and week out.

If I didn't have a front-row seat on history, it was at least a seat on the aisle.

At least I can write.

Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.

I do wish my breasts were bigger. Not big... but less small.

American men, as a group, seem to be interested in only two things, money and breasts. It seems a very narrow outlook.

Once our carrier fleet went all nuclear in 2005, we went from having two aircraft carrier homeports on the East Coast to one.

They say Princes learn no art truly, but the art of horsemanship. The reason is, the brave beast is no flatterer. He will throw a prince as soon as his groom.

U.K. citizens fleeing the Middle East and Japan have been allowed to take their animal companions with them on evacuation flights. The U.S. is not so civilized, and that's a blot on our national copybook.

To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ.

For practicing Christians, Easter Sunday and the Holy week that precedes it are the apex of our faith. Without the resurrection of Christ there is no Christianity.

My least favorite ingredient to cook with is black pepper.

The Dangerous Alliance consists of the following - 'The Advocate' Paul Heyman and 'The Beast' Brock Lesnar. That Dangerous Alliance is the single most formidable faction in the history of sports entertainment. We don't need Four Horsemen. We don't need three Freebirds. We don't need a Legion of Doom.