I wouldn't say that I was ever a fan of MTV. I was a guy on MTV. I don't think I was ever in the demographic of people who watch MTV. I never really watched MTV, so I'm definitely not a fan of 'Jersey Shore' or anything.

We aren't people who believe that just because we're performers our opinions on everything need to be known.

Being a coach's son, they're hard on you. When you say you want to be great, they do everything they can do to put you in that position.

It's great to understand football - it never stops. Since I started playing football, I always learn from every coach. It's great.

You can never have enough wacky in MMA.

I never give myself enough credit.

When things are going well, everyone's coming into training, having a lot of banter and joking about and enjoying things, and when you are not, it's not that feeling, because the expectation level is to win.

Arjen does not have to say that he should do the exercises at 100 per cent; he does it anyway. You have to slow him down more. He is unique; he does everything for his job.

I'd like to think I improve every day. That's the goal. I try to.

I was never one for the passenger seat. I have always wanted my level of entertainment and showmanship to be the same as a frontman.

I just became a singer, because I could never get work as an actress.

The terrorists whatever slogans they use have nothing in common with Islam.

Everyone should fail in a big way at least once before reaching forty.

I try to write three jokes every day. I don't sit down and write them, it's just things that pop into my head. Then I'll go watch it fail onstage that night.

When one's expectations are reduced to zero, one really appreciates everything one does have.

I have failed 'Star Wars' trivia tests. People come up to me at conventions and use terms that I've never heard of.

I almost envy people who say whatever they want.

My early films look terrible! I didn't know what I was doing. I learned when I was doing it. I never went to film school.

We exaggerate misfortune and happiness alike. We are never as bad off or as happy as we say we are.

When we're obsessed with someone, it's never about them. It's about us hating ourselves. And that's generally the tone of a lot of my videos, which is this desperate character who's overcompensating with being super happy. But she's broken.