My father was a chemist on the Yale faculty, my mother a housewife.

What is your favorite 'Housewife' line? Mine is, 'Who does that?' We all say it. Every Housewife in every city has said it at least 17 times during her reign.

Of course, after I retire I want to be the housewife, really.

You don't like it when a French housewife gets mad at you. If she gets steam behind her, she is an unstoppable creature.

I never wanted to he just a housewife. I was too restless.

I love being a housewife... I love doing laundry. Except I have a little bit of separation anxiety, and you have to separate your laundry, so I have a little bit of a problem there.

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a delusional Housewife in possession of an audience must be in want of a ludicrous storyline.

I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy.

My first novel, 'Compromising Positions,' was a whodunit. The protagonist was a Long Island Jewish housewife who turns private investigator. But she was Jewish the way I was: lighting Sabbath candles but envying her Protestant and Catholic friends' December decorating options.

My mother was a housewife but she was also an artist. My father was an electrical engineer.

I prefer the word 'homemaker' because 'housewife' always implies that there may be a wife someplace else.

I'm finally a suburban housewife. Honestly, it's my dream come true.

I have become a housewife and there is no better job.

My mother was a housewife but she was also an artist. My father was an electrical engineer.

I was raised to be a very intelligent housewife.

All my records - 'By the Time I Get to Phoenix,' 'Wichita Lineman,' 'Galveston,' 'Rhinestone Cowboy,' 'Dreams of the Everyday Housewife' - they all had strings on them.

I'm a real housewife.

I'm an FFH: a Formerly Fat Housewife.

I don't think I'll ever be a housewife.

I never wanted to he just a housewife. I was too restless.