You can't be funny if you don't have good material.

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor.

I've always had a crazy sense of humor. So the ballet probably wouldn't have been enough for me. I had to clown around a little bit more.

Maintaining a sense of humor is key to getting people to also focus on the crises at hand.

Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.

To me, in life, if you have a sense of humor about it, that's how you deal with anything.

What you see on stage is pretty much the way I am... a dry sense of humor.

I've dated girls that aren't, this is gonna sound so horrible, that aren't super smart, but they still are super confident, and that's more what I've been attracted to is the confidence and the sense of humor.

I've dropped a lot of race humor from my routines, not because I think it is in bad taste, but because I don't want to be guilty of telling old jokes.

All the people I looked up to - Roseanne, Tim Allen, and Jerry Seinfeld - were stand-up comedians who used humor to get TV shows. I'm on TV now, and I'm working towards getting my own show.

I connect to humor really deeply, so I feel really comfortable just being in funny projects.

If you're that hypersensitive about color and don't have a sense of humor, don't marry out of your race.

But if you read Jane Austen, you know that she had a wicked sense of humor. Not only was she funny, but her early writing was very dark and had a gothic tone to it.

The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense.

I think that 'Saving Grace' is pretty funny. I think that the show and the woman have a pretty great sense of humor.

Magoo's appeal lies in our hostility toward an older generation. But he's not only nearsighted physically. His mind is selective of what it sees, too. That is where the humor, the satire lies, in the difference between what he thinks he sees and reality as we see it.

Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty much alike.

And humor has always been a weapon. You want to get even on somebody? You want to attack somebody? Make fun of them.

I think people appreciate a songwriter who shows different sides. The whole angst thing is cool, but if that's all you've got, it's just boring. Everything I write, whether it's happy or sad, has a sense of humor to it.