Only an idiot would open an exhibition saying, 'Look at my awesome work.'

Establishment idiots say the Trump tax cuts only helped the rich. Don't they understand anything about economics?

I never invite idiots to my house.

I am greatly misunderstood by politically correct idiots.

If we tried to write about politics, you'd realize that we're all a bunch of idiots.

'Mindy' was fun. Other than 'Superstore,' it was the other time I played an elitist, obnoxious idiot.

I'm an idiot.

There is a Providence that protects idiots, drunkards, children and the United States of America.

Is being an idiot like being high all the time?

As I have said before, the daily machinations of the stock market are like a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

I remember reading Dostoevsky's 'The Idiot' in my grandmother's Moscow apartment and feeling this call to be a better person.

It's the typical mid-life crisis kind of thing, where you just stop and wonder, 'Should I go back to university and get a law degree?' I kind of looked around me and thought, 'What kind of idiot am I that I've just spent the last 10 years writing novels? Financially, I'm pretty much where I was when I was 28.'

I've definitely sold some Twitter shares. I don't own as many as I used to, because I'm not an idiot, but I own more than I should because I'm an idiot.

There is no refutation of Darwinian evolution in existence. If a refutation ever were to come about, it would come from a scientist, and not an idiot.

Falling in love is terrible. It makes you act foolish, like an idiot.

If you watch a guy go out on court and have a meltdown, you're not going to think, 'Oh my God, now I'm screwed.' Or you're not going to think, 'The umpire's going to give him calls because he's just told him he's an idiot or the pits of the world.'

You only get one life so you might as well make it a happy one, and that's why I tend to just jump into things. I'm sort of a fearless idiot that way.

I think everybody's got their insecurities and hang-ups. Everybody! Unless you're an idiot.

We didn't even have a T.V. in my house until I was 13. My dad called it the 'idiot box.'

The female characters in 'Peep Show' are not 'strong': they are idiots. As idiotic as the men.