In jail I was just like everybody else, I was sitting there praying, feeling caged.

I'd been going to jail for like, 10 years before the Stonewall.

There were times when I was terrified to go to school because it felt like a jail sentence.

I don't like jail, they got the wrong kind of bars in there.

Jail is much easier on people who have nothing.

When they put me in jail, that's when they turned me into an activist. Up until the time I went to jail, I was just a comedian.

Statistics say that I'm supposed to be in jail. And I'm not supposed to be alive.

Jail ain't for nobody.

The murder of Robert Krentz - whose family had been ranching in Arizona since 1907 - by illegal alien drug dealers was the final straw for many Arizonans. But there are dozens and dozens of other citizens of our state who had been murdered by illegal aliens. Currently 95 illegal aliens are in Maricopa County jail for murder.

David Allan Coe actually went to jail one time. Some fan cursed Lynyrd Skynyrd, and David Allan Coe kicked his teeth in. He ran and kicked a guy's teeth in for saying something about Lynyrd Skynyrd.

Taking the game away is probably the closest thing to jail that I'll get to.

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school.

I was in chemical jail.

When I was 16 or 17, I saw Lenny Bruce being taken to jail. They took him off stage because he talked about race.

I've come out of a small jail and entered a bigger one.

If you were summoned for jury duty and you didn't show up, what would happen? You'd be in jail!

Jail sucks all the way around.

Writers in repressive societies are considered dangerous. That's why so many of them are in jail.

My cousin went to jail, and I was like, 'I don't wanna spend my life in jail.' So I just started DJing, and that was my out.

Jail ain't for nobody.