The hardest thing for me is not to keep laughing. Jennifer particularly is like a clown.

Everybody knows if you have the rules, you need to follow the rules and do exactly what you need to do.

I said, 'Ooh, Dad, I want the yellow ones.' He said, 'Where?' I said, 'Right there, Dad. I want the yellow ones.' Everybody goes, 'Those are green'. That's how I knew I was colorblind.

Successful candidates follow a simple fundamental rule: Define yourself before your opponent can define you.

My creative juices flow seasonally.

The privilege of being a writer is that you have this opportunity to slow down and to consider things.

I'm on Twitter, and I have over 10,000 followers. Which is pretty modest compared to Charlie Sheen.

I think 'Two Towers' is a completely distinct film from 'Fellowship of the Ring' or 'Return of the King.' I think that you can watch them as a group and watch how the story evolves, but I think each one was made in its own entirety, and each one has its own palate of sound and music and color and characterization.

My only expectation, which I tell my kids very, very often, is that they follow their heart.

Never get too high; never get too low.

My films are the expression of momentary desires. I follow my instincts, but in a disciplined way.

It takes me time to realize things; I'm a speedy person but a slow thinker.

For a murderous blow let murderous blow atone.

To become an actress was not something I had planned, it just came about through a music video. I just went with that flow.

Tiger the dog had a showdown with a fast moving flower truck in the middle of the street and lost.

The bar is so low in rap - mediocrity is king!

By means of microscopic observation and astronomical projection the lotus flower can become the foundation for an entire theory of the universe and an agent whereby we may perceive Truth.

I was a very, very slow learner. I was good at nothing.

He must be lightning slow.

You follow any family around, you're going to see elation, you're going to see disharmony.