I generally like white skates.

I want to do with skates what Fred Astaire is doing with dancing.

It's been said that, while growing up, I ate meals with my skates on. It's true.

I actually had a Bobby Orr action figure. You could put the pads on him and skates and all that. I was 7, and he was still playing.

And I'm not very coordinated, either. Only on ice skates, not in real life.

The Orioles' Dick Hall comes off the mound like a drunk kangaroo on roller skates.

I was nine-years-old when I first put on skates.

I'd ice-skated before, because I'm Canadian and that's what you do as a kid, but I'd never, ever been on quad skates.

I want to do with skates what Fred Astaire is doing with dancing.

The Orioles' Dick Hall comes off the mound like a drunk kangaroo on roller skates.

My toys were those of a boy: skates, bicycles.

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates.

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous.

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates.

I do have the roller skates from 'Boogie Nights.'