Practices were tough.

We were there at the beginning of the web 2.0.

My parents were not theatrical at all.

My parents weren't cultured people.

I really wish I were a superhero.

When I joined Leverkusen, they were regarded as a quiet club.

Mum and I were delighted to find out we were descended from 'bog-trotters.'

If I were actually Homer Simpson, I'd be getting scripts out the wazoo.

Rappers were my storytellers.

There were five writers on Blazing Saddles.

If I weren't a writer, I'd be a psychiatrist.

If I were FX, I wouldn't have hired me.

Cars, furs, and gems were not my weaknesses.

Practices were tough.

My parents were not professionals. They were products of the Depression.

We were not realizing that, with just a machete, you can do a genocide.

In my family, we were all rather plump as teenagers.

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

Cars, furs, and gems were not my weaknesses.

My 20s were a blizzard of rejection slips.