Ali Wong

Actress

94 Quotes

Asian men are the sexiest. They got no body hair from the neck down.

Breast-feeding was so stressful for me. I kept on clenching and pushing my tongue against the bottom teeth, so they started to move toward an underbite.

The life of a true, traditional stand-up is really unappealing for women.

I think one of the hardest things to talk about as a comic is having money because it's so unrelatable.

At the end of the day, I'm not really trying to make a statement with any of my standup.

A lot of women do stand-up as a gateway into acting, but I love stand-up, and to be a good stand-up, you have to go on the road a lot. It means going to places in America where they've never seen a Vietnamese person in their life.

Some people do specials, like, when they've only been doing comedy for three years or something. Which is fine! But I'm kind of old fashioned, and I knew that I didn't want to do one too early.

You become like a vampire when you're pregnant: your senses are so sensitive, and your emotions are so heightened - that helps with performance because you really feel things.

Whenever I feel mom-guilt, or I feel pressure to be a better mom - to cook salmon on a bed of quinoa for my kids - I just think to myself, 'I... have... suffered... enough.' And then I feel fine about feeding my toddler a bag of chips for dinner.

Writing is the life blood of everything in Hollywood. Without writers, there are no scripts, no acting work.

I want to be like a Wendy Murdoch or a Georgina Chapman.

I want to write my daughter something about how much I love her and what I would want to say to her before I die.

I don't want to be that famous.

My dad was obviously a really quirky, unconventional Asian man who didn't care about what other people thought. When he would fight with my mom, he would be really dramatic. He would be like, 'Devil, get away, for I am God's property.' He would say crazy things that were so melodramatic but so theatrical and funny.

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