Dick Cavett

Entertainer

120 Quotes

I find most 'sacred music' pretty dismal.

To label me an intellectual is a misunderstanding of what that is.

It's no fun being a specimen.

You have to be on TV a surprisingly long time before you're stopped on the street. Then, when you are, you get a lot of, 'Hey, you're great! What's your name again?'

I think I'd be pretty easy to write for.

Years have passed since I have set foot in a comedy club. If the comic is doing badly it's painful, and if the comic is doing brilliantly, it's extremely painful.

If you have a relative who's lost interest in everything and doesn't get out of bed, who doesn't care for things they used to, can't imagine anything that would give them any pleasure, don't fool around with it; get therapy, get help, get medication if that's right for you, or talk therapy, or something.

Every so often, there is an article saying the old kind of talk show isn't possible now. In the oldest kind of talk show, you only had the choice of that or two other channels!

Nobody is going to try to confiscate guns, although some Web sites know better: President Obama, they are certain, wants to.

Music bypasses the brain and goes straight to the heart. I wish my life had more of it.

I confess, I do have to remind myself almost daily that there are people on this earth capable of reading, writing, eating and dressing themselves who believe their lives are ruled from billions of miles away, by the stars - and, of course, the planets.

My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew's and Albert Einstein's.

There is something about a Luger that separates it from all other handguns, and Luger devotees and Luger society members speak of it in romantic terms that must sound plain nuts to those who consider themselves level-headed.

Obviously those who burn to be professional jesters mean that they want to be successful comedians. And those are always an elite, microscopic portion of the population. But oh, how they try.

It was at a vividly bad time in Norman Mailer's life that I met him, and a sort of water-treading time in mine. He had stabbed his wife, and I was a copy boy at Time magazine.

I'm not all that enthralled by show business, and I'm not that much of a highbrow.

It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear.

I like when the ice gets thin, the going gets rough, the guests get edgy.

When I'm doing an appearance somewhere and taking questions from the audience, I can always count on: 'Tell about the guy who died on your show!'

To call New York's traffic at holiday time a nightmare is to understate.

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