There are online forms you can fill out to send to your lawmakers, demanding that nothing - nothing at all or in any way - be done about any guns whatever, anywhere.
Show people tend to treat their finances like their dentistry. They assume the man handling it knows what he is doing.
I felt bad when George Bush was booed. But only briefly. My sympathy for that man has a half-life of about four seconds.
My dream was maybe someday, one night I can be a guest on a talk show, and then I will have achieved everything I want.
Why are people afraid of ghosts? 'Ooh, no, I wouldn't want to see one! I'd be too scared' - accompanied by a tremolo of fear in the voice - is the common reaction. This puzzles me. I'd think anyone would welcome he opportunity. I've never heard of a ghost hurting anybody.
You would have to be naive to think you can appear on television and not have the material edited in some way.
I feel like I've been watching Irwin Corey forever. I saw him in the 1950s, and I thought he was old then.
I'm sure I've all but lost friends by maintaining that, despite their love for it, I always saw Stanley Kramer's 'It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World' as more of an exercise in anti-comedy than humor.
While other kids were out playing and doing healthy things, I read an ancient judo book with a neck hold that was fatal to so many people, they finally dropped it from judo.
William F. Buckley was a man who had a great capacity for fun and for amusing himself by amazing others.
I had to fight the intellectual label when I started in television, because, first of all, it's not going to help you commercially, and also, it wasn't particularly true of me. I mean, if anybody thought I was an intellectual, they probably had never really seen one.
I haven't ever found any great writing on that wonderful and often unappreciated art form, the insult.
It was well after college that I learned about depression. I got my first job for Jack Paar. I realized I was sleeping 14 hours a day and just living for the Paar show.