Loni Love

Comedian

79 Quotes

In 'Mother's Day,' which is directed by legendary director Garry Marshall, I play a mother figure to the character played by Jason Sudeikis from 'Saturday Night Live.' He's a widower, and I'm a mother who's helping him to get over the loss of his wife.

Being in the Girl Scouts took me out of the projects environment and showed me different things.

I do like to laugh at and talk about relationships.

It's been a long haul. It may seem to some people that have never heard of me, 'Oh she just popped up on the scene,' but I've been working on this for some time.

I don't have a lot of time for television because I am making it, so it's really hard for me to sit down. But when I do get a chance, I try to catch up on 'Scandal,' 'Empire' and 'black-ish.'

I appreciate the audience for checking us as comics.

Being a former engineer, you learn to always go back, study yourself, see what you could've done differently, see what you could've said.

We have to remember that people are free to love who they want to love. That also means that black women are free to love who they want to love.

Everything that I've done on television has helped me to get the exposure that I need.

Mom was a nurse's aide. She worked in various hospitals. She took care of us that way, and we ate government cheese. I survived.

My material reaches everyone.

Even when I was an engineer, I was a comic on my job. At birthday and holiday parties, I was the one scheduling and emceeing. If you work on your gift, and you're good, it will shine through.

If you think about how many headlining female comics are out there, you could say 15, maybe 20?

Now that I live in Los Angeles, if I meet somebody from Detroit, it's like there's this brother- or sisterhood, where we're real folks.

I'm hearing from fans about how they got out of an abusive relationship. That's why I tell people you've got to watch 'The Real.' We are about comedy and inspiration, but personal moments come up, and people are moved by it.

Men don't know how to act like men sometimes. Take the trash out. Open up the door. Rub my feet. I mean, it's a two-way street!

Everybody wants to say females aren't as funny as men. That's not true. You just don't see as many because it takes a lot to do this occupation.

That's the one thing I have to say to females. If you don't have a certain look, or if you look a certain way, they won't accept you.

I always tell people if you want to do something, go to a great comedy show. And that's what I try to do: give people a really good comedy show.

As a stand-up comic, you have to do the road.

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