Loni Love

Comedian

79 Quotes

I've been studying myself because I always want to improve.

Miss Britney Spears took a dude that was already with a girl that had babies. And sometimes when you do that kind of stuff and take a dude, that's called karma.

'SNL' ain't been relevant since Jim Belushi. It's on every week; it's not funny. They need to find some black women to put on there to make it funny.

I couldn't be where I am today if I had children. My focus would be on my children and home. And you can do it later in life.

People are getting picked up off the street and getting a show, and it's because we're not using the people that are trying to be entertainers - use more of them.

Whatever you're destined to do, you will be.

I have relationships. I date. But it takes a lot to say I'm going to be married and have children.

Seriously, I love my gays. They accept me, and I accept them. Imperfections and all, we accept each other.

With comedy, I try to steer toward, you know, talking about people that do crazy things, messed-up things. That's what I like to talk about.

At my job, my manager had a massive heart attack; we had layoffs. It made me realize that nothing is certain, nothing is for sure, and if I'm going to make a move, I gotta make a move now.

I'm fat, and I support fat celebrities, like Oprah.

The thing is, it's that Detroiters are hard workers. We've always been hard workers, even when times are down. I've been able to take that with me, that work ethic, to help me build my career.

Being a female comic and getting a Comedy Central special is an honor because not a lot of women get that.

You men make up these rules, and now you get mad because I'm telling you what a real woman wants. She wants you to treat her like a lady if you want her to sit up there and put on all the lingerie!

One of my dreams was to change the way women of color were seen on television.

I started by doing a little funny story, and then I started going to open mics. I realized I had a lot of work to do - you have to get over the stage fright and get your stage presence up. It took me some time, but I finally feel that I'm at a point where I feel comfortable on stage and giving my point of view.

There is nothing like a live performance. You can look at things on television, and you can look at things on YouTube, but when you get in a room full of people and you say one joke, and everyone's laughing at the same thing, it's a really great experience.

The thing is being honest with yourself. There's no rule that says you have to be married and have kids.

We provide comedy for everybody, no matter what your race or gender. We just want people to come out and have a really good time.

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