Comedian

I'm a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet?

What? No one wants my bouquet! Somebody better pick it up! Somebody better pick up my bouquet!

Then my uncle would give off the smell of freshly baked bread which I love.

Then my uncle would give off the smell of freshly baked bread which I love.

Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut.

And now they are getting married, and I'm still single! What's wrong with me?

You don't go dancing in the day. You don't go golfing in the night.

You don't go dancing in the day. You don't go golfing in the night.

The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy.

Oh, and Scott, get Mark to play me. He's the most talented one anyway.

I'm a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet?

It is so cold out there, my head nearly fell off.

I'm nutty bunny number two. I love me and I love you.

The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy.

Two stops after I got on, these two unbelievable short people got on, and the way they were looking at me, I could tell. They wanted to bite my ankles!

And now they are getting married, and I'm still single! What's wrong with me?

What? No one wants my bouquet! Somebody better pick it up! Somebody better pick up my bouquet!

Two stops after I got on, these two unbelievable short people got on, and the way they were looking at me, I could tell. They wanted to bite my ankles!

Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut.

I'm nutty bunny number two. I love me and I love you.