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The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy.

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I'm a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet?

What? No one wants my bouquet! Somebody better pick it up! Somebody better pick up my bouquet!

Then my uncle would give off the smell of freshly baked bread which I love.

Then my uncle would give off the smell of freshly baked bread which I love.

Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut.

And now they are getting married, and I'm still single! What's wrong with me?

You don't go dancing in the day. You don't go golfing in the night.

You don't go dancing in the day. You don't go golfing in the night.

Oh, and Scott, get Mark to play me. He's the most talented one anyway.

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The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy.

The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy.

The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy.

The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy.

The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy.

The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy.

The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy.

The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy.

The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy.

The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy.

The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy.

The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy.

The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy.

The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy.

The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy.